Magic Shadows Burn
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me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
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floozys:

i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

(via nightmaresky820)

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aedeagus:

the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally everything else

(via nightmaresky820)

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birdhero:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

(Source: nilesymon, via ziggysbowie)

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netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

(Source: netlfix, via ziggysbowie)

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encourage:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(via ziggysbowie)

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meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle, via ziggysbowie)

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plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

(via ziggysbowie)

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guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

(Source: succubrat, via ziggysbowie)

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